please send positive energy now

To all of my friends who have noticed that I havent posted recently, should you see this, please send lots of positive energy my way as soon as possible. I think evenly distributed positive energy flows over a duration of the next 2 weeks or so will benefit me greatly.

Just consider it. Should you participate in this pooling of positive energy, please let me know and I will happily reimburse you at any time in the future.

Positive energy from Portugal is actually rarer than that from the U.S., Canada or England as the people here are so desperate for help and beaten down that it is very hard to come by. So, consider this, and the exchange rate, when sending me the energy.

Any amount is much appreciated. Negative energy should be sent to the attention of these following people (should you have any you need to get rid of although I am not suggesting that you create any as this is not healthy for you.):

-George Bush
-Assface
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
-Austrian olympic athletes who were doping
-Dick Cheney et al
-my 9th grade English teacher who scarred me for life, Mrs. Waits
-my 2nd grade teacher who scarred me for that year, Mrs. Whittenberg
-the asshole who cut me off during my grandmother´s funeral procession (God knows who it is...just put the energy out there and it will get directed to the appropriate recipient.)
-anyone on the Portuguese Fulbright Commission who tells me NO for the 3rd time after my country has said YES for the 3rd time!!!
-all serial killers and serial rapists (sorry, that was dark)

Okay. Good night. Sleep tight. Don´t let the Gruffalo´s bite.

Ask Gabriel.