ming the merciless and other important emperors...

Ming, Ming, Ming. Max Von Sydow...what were you thinking? Strangely enough, Ming was probably sexually much more potent that Flash. Ming probably would have been an all nighter and Flash (note the nickname) I suspect was a 60 second man. I am, ofcourse, just guessing. I certainly would never suggest that I had sex with Max Von Sydow. I don't kiss and tell. I am not drinking bourbon either. Look at how much bigger Ming's head is than Flash's? It seems obvious to me. Although the James Bond guy in that movie made for a good Peter Pan. Was Ming having a thing with his daughter in that movie?

So, to update my life. Recent news is that everything is going, going, going. I am working hard on getting two articles done but I am sick of academia, archaeology, people who pretend to be your friends but are not, jealous people, gay people who use being gay as an excuse to say they are being discriminated against although they are leacherous deviants who probably hate other gay people for being gay. I for the record have nothing against anybodies sexuality. I do have a problem with people's lack of integrity, drug habits, greediness, laziness, stupidity and self worship. Anyone for more Assface?

In the other news, I saw a picture of Saddam Hussein on the internet today. He was caught in a moment when he was preaching at the judge that he was the president, above the law, did not recognize the authority of the court (pretending to be crazy) and he looked just like my father when he used to get mad after drinking too much beer. Fortunately, I laughed and did not assume the fetal position.

By the way, there are things about Iberian archaeology in this post...it is encoded.